opening the floodgates

Are you one of those people who just has to stay the hell away from Ebay or Etsy because you just shouldn't be left alone late at night with a credit card?

Are you one of those people who gets a 5 day adrenalin rush just waiting for the mail to arrive because you've bought something.

And are you one of those people that sees a pretty picture and then fantasizes being inside the pretty picture so much that you can't stand it and you go out of your way to make it happen?

Well if you are.. you don't want to see this.