Dealey Plaza

me: Well you know, it's arguably one of the most pivotal moments in US political history.

him: Well YEAH. It's, you know, in my opinion, its bigger than Jesus Christ getting killed.

me (changing the subject): Is that the grassy knoll?

him: No, that's it over there. See that cross on the road? That's right where it happened. I put that there. See that picket fence over by the grassy knoll? That's where the shooter was. There's a storm drain behind there and whoever shot him slipped down there and clear done got away.

me: Oh, is that so? I'll have to go take a look.

him: Are you going to go now, because if you are, I'll go with you.