10 choice quotes suitable for tshirt display anytime soon

1. So they took out my spleen and rummaged through my internal organs...
2. It's not selling your soul to the devil if it pays the rent.
3. Well, it's not like you can't say you've never had your bosom in somebody's elbow before.
4. What if they test it and find that it's from his ear?!
5. Mark my words--by sunrise you will be smothered in lesbians.
6. Man, it's hotter that 50 butt cracks in here!
7. The rest of me I want made into steaks and fed to an endangered species. It's not enough anymore to just give them money. You have to give them part of yourself.
8. I don't think he's working now. All he ever talks about is monkeys and robots.
9. Facts are such a distraction from the essence of what's really happening.
10. I find the suburbs to be extremely frightening. I know they all have air conditioning, but still...

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