vacation requirements

Dear Sir,

I would like to reserve the east wing of your establishment for my impending arrival on June 26. I am uncertain how long I will be staying, but it would be no later than July 10.

If there are provisions to provide extras I would like the following list to be considered:

-crisp Egyptian Linen of the finest quality, hospital corners please
-filtered ice water present at all times
-fresh squeezed orange juice, 1/2 grapefruit and organic eggs, scrambled, with whole grain toast provided no later than 10 am, with fresh brewed Italian coffee
-a man servant, personal masseuse, and a shoe sign boy will also be required for the duration of my stay

Thank you for these considerations. I'm looking forward to my stay at your esteemed and valued accomodations.

Sincerely,

Your Highness