two birds kissing

I bought a tshirt on Haight that says 'Kiss Me I'm Loaded'. Since I don't really drink, I'm hoping people will infer that I'm cash heavy. Maybe the universe will be fooled and the pockets will get heavy. Oh, I don't know. Really I bought it because it says Kiss and I'm obsessed with the word. The girl who showed it to me had two birds tattooed on her arms and I thought they were lovely.